anonymous Funny Status Messages

   still misses someone. But his aim is improving!

   successfully licked one of his elbows!

   getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death

   doing nothing worth mentioning on facebook.

   "not drunk, hes just exhausted from being up all night drinking"

   Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!

   colorblind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while

   knows that your husband isn't realy taking tennis lessons on Sundays...

   a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!

   1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page. 2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US. 3) When the language selection appears, click English: Pirate. 4) watch what happens.

   having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think ive remembered this before.

   Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself

   Celebrities walk on the red carpet because they're famous, I walk on toilet paper cuz I'm the sh**!

   Loves To Be Bipolar...Hates To be Bipolar

   if nothing goes right.... go left!

   thinks they need to have a twelve-step help group for compulsive talkers. They would call it On Anon Anon.

   wonders if the people who spend £2 each on those Evian bottles know that backwards it spells Naive..

   had a handle on life but it broke

   had his left side removed. He's all right now

   To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!