Vybe Funny Status Messages

   wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?

   just got a Nintendo video game unit for my bathroom....it's called the Wii-Wii.

   Hopes that the Gay community is enjoying all the free media attention...with the flooding in Manitoba I haven't heard the word "Dykes" used so much since last years Gay Pride week .

   hears Gold dropped 104.00 per ounce today...let's start working on the economic bail-out package for Mr. T.

   going for Gold in the Men's Uphill Giant Slalom....Gravity is a B*tch!

   heard in the news today that Ecstasy is being used to combat cancer. I'm not sure if the researchers testing this have ever done Ecstasy before, but if you get the right hit of E and you will forget that you have anything wrong with you.

   somewhere two dudes just ordered mochas from Starbucks and are calling them "brochas" and high fiving

   thinking...the only one who wants Snow right now is Charlie Sheen...I happen to have a whole driveway full....Winning!!!"

   wondering about Over under on the WikiLeak punk 'making friends' with his prison cell mate? I'll open the line at 1 month.

   hears....Amy has now joined Betty Ford in her clinic...w​ait...It's​ been relocated.

   a lot of the ladies at the office have choose to dress Slutty for International Women's Day...that's what I believed anyway.

   wondering what the hell Jesus ever did for Santa on his Birthday?

   thinking it must be Thursday, Larry King is getting divorsed

   wondering if anyone's ever gotten someone to do heroin by doing "heeeere comes the airplane!" with the spoon