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   messageicon illegal touching, number 7 Offense.
←Rate | 10-17-2010 14:23 by The Fred Comments (0)  


   messageicon Former Olympic Skater Nancy Kerrigan was arrested today on a DUI.....She blew 8.6, 7.8, 5.6, 6.7 and the cop.
←Rate | 08-04-2012 22:11 by The Fred Comments (0)  


   messageicon THERE IS A VIRUS SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE ON FB. DO NOT ACCEPT ANYTHING FROM ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS THAT ASK YOU TO PLAY FARMVILLE. SNOPES JUST CONFIRMED IT WILL CONTROL YOUR LIFE & TURN YOU INTO A LOSER. PLEASE REPOST THIS IN YOUR STATUS.
←Rate | 04-14-2010 00:09 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon It makes sense that Cain can't recognize these women, since at the time he was pushing their heads down to his crotch.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 06:03 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do I set my Lazer Printer to Stun?
←Rate | 08-27-2010 10:01 by The FRED Comments (2)  


   messageicon like a good neighbor, state farm I there...with halle berry butt naked feeding me peeled grapes!
←Rate | 03-03-2011 09:49 by The FRED Comments (0)  



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