Slowmotionninja Funny Status Messages

   put a number on it by looking up the route on a fare-finding site….So it would've cost Will Smith about $8,356.96 to get from West Philly to Bel-Air!! Dang Uncle Phil was really loaded then!!!

   men think about sex every 7 seconds, which is the exact reason I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds...So it doesn't get weird

   The kids down the street have challenged me to a water fight...I'm just updating my status whilst I wait for the kettle to boil

   come on playstation network you were hacked and have been down for 5 days, learn from Jesus, he was crucified and only down for 3 day

   Lady Gaga went to the VMA's dressed as meat, now she went to the Grammy's in a egg. Two more red carpets and she will be a Denny's Grand Slam

   60 percent of the worlds population is female which means some of you are going to die alone think keep that in mind next time you get my text

   2020 is rough but I think infound a way to get threw.im just gonna ask my mom if slapping me into next year is still on the table.