Rick H. Funny Status Messages

   Do those Jehovah Witness guys on the bicycles ride south for the winter? Hadn't seen them in awhile.

   You put a little vodka in the Jello shots and its all ok, but let me put in a little cystal meth and all of a sudden I'm the bad guy.....

   This Yorkie is eating up our retirement money. I'm serious. She found the shoebox under the bed.

   I wished my neighbor hated weeds as much as I do....

   Went to see the Hunger Games thinking it was a free-style attack all you can eat buffet. It was a movie. Very disappointed.

   Casey Anthony didn't even get a slap on the hand. She did however get her fingers dirty by getting fingerprinted.

   The one good thing I experienced about eating at In & Out Burger is it helped get rid of that gum I swallowed several years ago.