MigasJoe Funny Status Messages

   before the letters FDNY became a fashion statement on hats, it was worn on the back of brave dudes with mustaches, NEVER FORGET

   If LaBron is really serious about winning he would sign with the Harlem Globetrotters

   i dont care if my teammates are straight or gay, as long as they dont listen to Nickelback...

   hates it when I post something here that I read on someone elses facebook page only to find out that they read this stuff too!!!

   hoping for a Fergie Wardrobe Malfunction Today!!!

   Finger Prints on Super Bowl Trophy to be used in dozens of criminal investigations

   dont worry if you find yourself alone on Valentines Day...its not the end of the World...thats still 10 months away

   Alcohol: Because no good story ever starts with "So this one time I was eating a salad..."

   Josh Shaw now claiming he broke his ankles keeping looters out of his grandmother's Bakery in Ferguson...

   if alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheelchair

   Maybe thats why she didnt win American Idol

   May the pillow be cooler on the other side ...RIP Stuart Scott

   vacation plans this year include a state wide convienence store hot dog tasting tour this summer

   Bubba Watson looks like Latka from the TV show Taxi

   some days 25 to life just seems like it would be worth it!!!!!

   I got some new underwear the other day. Well.... new to me

   anyone else think Scotty from American Idol looks like Alfred E Newman from Mad Magazine???

   eventually we all stop lying about our age and start bragging about it!!!

   kind of surprised I'm not an action figure by now...

   how come when we talk to God we are praying...when God talks to us we are schizophrenic