JAB Funny Status Messages

   I may lose friends. But.. People who want to BE politically correct need a red hot iron stoker stuck up their a$$es. . .

   Some times I just want to control alt delete my life and hit Esc. . .

   Everyday I see some stupid comment on a mutual friends page and I am forced to add another name to my block list. . .

   I did a little studying on Einstein's theory of relativity. I discovered that I am not related to him. . .

   Life was a lot easier when I believed in Santa Claus. . .

   I'm beginning to think my type is just a font. . .

   It's that time of year we need a Frozen Margarita truck. . .

   With all the transgender BS going on. I am worried about claiming to be a man. I'm confused. . .

   I have more people on my block list than some of you have on your friends list. . .

   The Cosby Show. Where are they now? As far away from Billy Cosby as they can get. . .

   I had 2 Justin Bieber tickets on the front seat of my car, some jacka$$ smashed my window and left 4 more

   I might not be prince charmin honey and you're not a fairy princess... so stop acting like that vajaja is gold plated. . .

   Facebook. The lost and found for people. . .

   Am I the only one who gets disappointed pulling up next to a Kia Soul and there isn't a hamster driving it. . .

   If I've learned anything from the Kardashians... it's that I shouldn't let my complete lack of talent hold me back. Now who wants to make some porn. . .

   Well, I've come to the conclusion that nobody can tell me how to get to Sesame St. . .

   You know that friend who says they'll be there for you even if it's 1 am. I am that person only because of insomnia. . .

   In the news today Amanda Bynes got a haircut. Why is this news, who the f#uck is she and who the f#ck cares. . .

   Alcohol and denial are cheaper than therapy. . .

   Love the share your memories. Hey, I deleted that stupid f#cking comment of yours from four years ago. Do you have a guilty conscience.. lol. . .