@DonSixx Funny Status Messages

   The only pick up line guys will need on December 20th, 2012 is --> "let's live every day as if it's our last"

   You know the feeling when you're tired but you have better things to do than go to bed? I have it all the time.

   WHEN I SAY "NO OFFENSE, BUT...." YEAH, I'M ABOUT TO OFFEND YOU.

   Keep calm and mentally undress your celebrity crush

   Be strong, вєαυтιfυℓ , because things will get better. It may be stormy now, But ιт ¢αи'т яαιи fσяєνєя

   When I sing I think I sound like an angel.. (; When really, I sound like a dying walrus!

   Sticking your hand up in the air, and looking at it for no reason while you're lying in bed

   Boy: Hey babe wanna come over later and watch me play COD? Girl: Nah I have this thing.. Boy: What thing? Girl: A life. Boy:.....