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   messageicon wonders if you ever wished your life had a System Restore... or maybe even just a Back Button?
←Rate | 02-19-2010 08:43 by Paul Comments (0)  

   messageicon says that other's opinions are just other's opinions... stay true to your inner guidance and smile at all the frowns...
←Rate | 02-04-2010 17:16 by Paul Comments (0)  

   messageicon actually an antidepressant... X must be taken every night before bedtime... But X may cause lightheadeness, a sense of euphoria, and an incontrollable urge to repeat the word yes... X is not for everyone... Ask your doctor if X is right for you...
←Rate | 02-03-2010 20:26 by Paul Comments (0)  

   messageicon has the key to all of life's questions... but he'll be damned if he can find the lock...
←Rate | 01-27-2010 09:22 by Paul Comments (0)  

   messageicon hopes he made no one uncomfortable while staring at their stats...
←Rate | 01-21-2010 08:34 by paul Comments (0)  

   messageicon will never eat cheezies while watching porn again...
←Rate | 01-20-2010 23:29 by Paul Comments (0)  

   messageicon went to Church the other day and when the plate came to him, he asked what it was for. The man said it was an Offering. So he took it.
←Rate | 04-14-2009 18:58 by Paul Comments (0)  


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