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   messageicon That annoying moment when your juice box refuses to lose it's virginity
←Rate | 04-27-2012 16:46 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in my own home.......
←Rate | 04-21-2012 14:52 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* "Wow, I got down those stairs fast!"
←Rate | 04-19-2012 21:46 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Appreciate the little things. Hug a midget
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Crying is not necessarily a sign of weak character. Sometimes it is a sign of strong onions.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them German, Because life is also terrifying and confusing.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (2)  


   messageicon Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:01 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Grades don't measure intelligence, and age doesn't define maturity.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I walk around while brushing my teeth because I get bored standing there
←Rate | 04-18-2012 18:58 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I leave homework till the last minute, because I'll be older and therefore wiser!
←Rate | 03-12-2012 21:22 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny how I'm afraid of losing you when your not even mine
←Rate | 02-26-2012 23:26 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon INTERNET: Can't get your homework done with it, can't get your homework done without it.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 00:55 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's scary to think nothing can kill that 0.01% germ.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 00:54 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenever your bored send this text to a random number.. "I hid the body."
←Rate | 02-17-2012 00:37 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Emergency call: "911, What is your emergency?" "Two girls are fighting over me!" "So what's the problem sir?" "The ugly one is winning..."
←Rate | 02-06-2012 00:44 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really hate being Bi-Polar. It's fantastic! ):)
←Rate | 02-06-2012 00:43 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hi" "Hi" "Did you eat?" "Did you eat?" "Are you copying me?" "Are you copying me?" "I love you!" "Yeah, I ate already.."
←Rate | 02-03-2012 01:11 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Mom! I have good news!" "You got a 100% on your math test?!" "I said I have good news, not a miracle"
←Rate | 02-03-2012 00:40 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single awareness day approaches :/
←Rate | 02-02-2012 21:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look ugly..:D
←Rate | 01-31-2012 00:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  




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