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   messageicon Why is the Sunday paper available on Saturday, does nothing happen that's worth calling news on Saturday?
←Rate | 01-29-2011 19:19 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll call the people I see at work "coworkers" as soon as they start doing some work.
←Rate | 01-29-2011 19:15 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mom always said kill them with kindness, but for you I'm getting my gun!
←Rate | 01-29-2011 18:46 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks that if someone says plz because it's shorter than please, you should say no because it's shorter than yes.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 23:40 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
←Rate | 01-28-2011 23:32 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you want people to accept you as you are? Or do you want them to like you?
←Rate | 01-28-2011 14:26 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Frosted animal crackers, proof that this generation is too fat!
←Rate | 01-28-2011 14:02 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you just love nature? Dispite what it did to your face.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 10:29 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went fishing for bottom feeders yesterday, and caught a R0unders!
←Rate | 01-27-2011 20:17 by Will Comments (5)  


   messageicon I personally know that being stupid is its own reward
←Rate | 01-27-2011 14:08 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage. They make it into television shows.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 08:54 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 07:09 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry, Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 10:00 by Will Comments (2)  


   messageicon You are the kind of a person that we could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 07:08 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who designed the pants with the word pink on the back? It should be on the front, and the back should say brown.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 06:52 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
←Rate | 01-26-2011 06:43 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?
←Rate | 01-25-2011 19:29 by Will Comments (12)  


   messageicon Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 19:07 by Will Comments (6)  


   messageicon Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
←Rate | 01-25-2011 18:47 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 17:50 by Will Comments (7)  




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