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   messageicon It is so HOT in my town ... Water in public swimming pools is evaporating so fast that children are being encouraged to swim in the deep end and keep ignoring the,"no peeing" rule...
←Rate | 07-21-2011 15:14 by Mckibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon The potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 15:06 by mckibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you could be sold for what you think you're worth, we could all retire!
←Rate | 06-05-2011 21:40 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon next time you go to a restaurant and ask for a Coke, and they say "is Pepsi OK?", you should reply "is Monopoly money OK?"
←Rate | 06-05-2011 21:39 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was at Home Depot last night and I saw two Southwest Pilots looking for roofing material ....this can't be good!!
←Rate | 04-07-2011 07:51 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ready for my new work out video ABS of BEER!
←Rate | 10-29-2010 22:01 by Mckibben Comments (0)  



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