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   messageicon just because I don't have a girlfriend doesn't mean I'm all alone, I have food and internet!
←Rate | 07-26-2013 09:24 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon If cockroaches can survive nuclear war and chemical warfare, then I want to know what is in a can of RAID?
←Rate | 07-23-2013 01:07 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon water is the leading cause of drowning...
←Rate | 07-22-2013 08:45 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon i cant stop drinking the coffee. If I stop drinking the coffee then I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words putting into sentence doings.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 08:15 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somebody is out there, somewhere, thinking of the impact you've made in their life. It's not me. I think your an idiot.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 08:10 by equaloppjoker Comments (1)  


   messageicon I like the sound you make when you shut up
←Rate | 07-19-2013 10:28 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't lost all of my marbles but there is definitely a hole in the bag.
←Rate | 07-19-2013 07:23 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't say you were stupid, I said that "i see a pole and body glitter in your future"
←Rate | 07-19-2013 07:18 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon my ex warned me that I would never find a girl like her again....THANK GOD!
←Rate | 07-19-2013 07:11 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon only two people with the combined IQ of a salad bar would name a kid NorthWest
←Rate | 07-19-2013 07:08 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon oh, your talking to me again? You must have just broken up with your boyfriend.
←Rate | 07-19-2013 07:05 by equaloppjoker Comments (1)  


   messageicon When you wake up at 3am for no reason, there is an 80% chance that someone is staring at you...
←Rate | 07-17-2013 10:46 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon You might have a million dollar body, but you got a food stamp face!
←Rate | 07-17-2013 09:16 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two kinds of people in this world, and I don't like them.
←Rate | 07-15-2013 06:44 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel a spree coming on... Now its up to you.... Shopping or Killing?
←Rate | 07-13-2013 15:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon it doesn't matter if you don't like my personality... I have several more!
←Rate | 07-13-2013 15:31 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon i like that you try to compete with me. At least you have a goal...unrealistic and unatainable, but at least its a goal!
←Rate | 07-13-2013 15:24 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm only stalking you cause I know you have an extra burger in that Mcdonalds bag.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 15:18 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm running out of reasons not to stab you.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:54 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop saying that I'm hard to shop for. Surely you know where the Liquor store is....
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:53 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  




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