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   messageicon What this generation of young men need to realize is that the word "Man" is in Manners....
←Rate | 12-07-2013 00:31 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Neil Armstrong was the first "Human Being" to step foot on the moon. Did you know that Neil A. backwards spells "Alien"
←Rate | 12-06-2013 21:25 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa: This year I would like a "Bailout and a Bonus."..."Yes, I know I have been really bad, spent my money frivolously ,even did some illegal things and therefore I think I deserve it."----The Government
←Rate | 12-06-2013 20:28 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ''unfriend" you on Facebook when your Birthday Reminder comes up and I realize I don't interact with you ever....
←Rate | 12-06-2013 00:15 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay can we only go through one day of Mandela jokes instead of the 3 days of Paul Walker????? Thanks!
←Rate | 12-05-2013 22:27 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gave my wife a couple of credit cards and now my credit score is lower than the speed limit
←Rate | 12-05-2013 21:31 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever notice that the people with the most insecurities are the loudest?
←Rate | 12-04-2013 23:06 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care how the future pans out, any amazon delivery from now on is referred to as a drone strike.
←Rate | 12-04-2013 16:14 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon You call the shots. I'll drink them.
←Rate | 12-04-2013 13:18 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend wants to get married. I hope she finds someone nice.
←Rate | 12-04-2013 10:47 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parenting gets a lot harder when you can no longer say "I'm calling Santa!"
←Rate | 12-03-2013 16:55 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, I am getting really irritated. This is the 5th ATM I've been to today that's had "insufficient funds".
←Rate | 12-03-2013 09:38 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, I am getting really irritated. This is the 5th ATM I've been today that's had "insufficient funds".
←Rate | 12-03-2013 09:37 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon The "thank you wave" you receive after letting someone merge their car in front of yours is the only thing holding this fragile society together
←Rate | 12-03-2013 06:10 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just hid my teenage son's Christmas gifts behind the vacuum, in the dishwasher and next to the trash can that needs to be taken out.....guaranteed he will never find them!
←Rate | 12-02-2013 21:44 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are always complaing that men are messy by leaving clothes layin around.....That's because women take up all the closets
←Rate | 12-02-2013 14:12 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dudes should not ''poke'' other Dudes on Facebook!
←Rate | 12-01-2013 21:50 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon You kids complain about everthing.....You want to know how bad I had it? I'm so old the "Diaper Man" used to come to our house to take the sh#tty diapers away and bring back "clean ones" that really some other kid had sh it in!
←Rate | 11-30-2013 22:15 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I make my coffee so strong it wakes the neighbors up....
←Rate | 11-30-2013 11:26 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanksgiving is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self centered lives already in progress.
←Rate | 11-30-2013 10:23 by EF Comments (0)  




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