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   messageicon Sometimes you have to smile... Pretend everything's okay. Hold back the tears, And just walk away.
←Rate | 02-16-2010 19:50 by The FRED Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Mr. City Plow Guy, I'd like to actually go to work in the morning so for a change can you maybe not make another Giant Ice mound at the end of my Driveway? For an added bonus could you use some salt on my road instead of just flatting out the snow.
←Rate | 02-10-2010 23:58 by The FRED Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's whiter outside than a Pat Boone concert!
←Rate | 02-05-2010 21:56 by The FRED Comments (0)  

   messageicon Baldly going where no man has gone before…
←Rate | 02-01-2010 20:40 by The FRED Comments (0)  

   messageicon **Warning** It turns out Farmville is a virus that will eat your life away. Side effects are all your friends hate you because of your tacky updates & you're getting fatter from sitting online all day playing. Delete it ASAP and stop being a Tool.
←Rate | 02-01-2010 20:04 by The FRED Comments (0)  

   messageicon If anyone needs me I'll be setting up a sniper pearch in Punxsutawney, Pa. This year that fat little groundhog will not make it back to the hole.
←Rate | 01-31-2010 23:39 by The FRED Comments (0)  


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