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   messageicon The barista at Starbucks gave me a free Mocha this morning! Must be a follower...... Facebook fame is finally paying off!
←Rate | 04-09-2014 21:48 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst part of getting your Smart Car Tipped is probably trying to win enough Chuck E. Cheese tickets to get another one.....
←Rate | 04-07-2014 18:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who wants to go Smart Car Tipping?
←Rate | 04-07-2014 17:46 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if April Fools day doesn't really exist and it's actually the longest/greatest prank the world has ever seen......?
←Rate | 04-01-2014 09:15 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if somebody finds the missing plane tomorrow but no one believes them because April fools....?
←Rate | 03-31-2014 19:12 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone up for making some "debris", throwing it into the Gulf of Mexico after midnight, and saying that we found the missing plane? #AprilFoolsJoke
←Rate | 03-31-2014 12:02 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon One positive lesson I've learned from this missing plane..... I'm going to start dumping my murder victims in the Indian Ocean from now on.
←Rate | 03-24-2014 12:29 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon What are the chances that someone on that missing plane has a volleyball?
←Rate | 03-23-2014 20:09 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else find it slightly suspicious that a massive plane's gone missing over the same ocean that Bin Laden's floating in.....?
←Rate | 03-22-2014 15:33 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Get Dora and Boots on this missing plane case now....THEY KNOW MAPS!!!!
←Rate | 03-19-2014 17:38 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Names of missing plane's pilots announced: Wer Ar Wi and No Wan No....
←Rate | 03-17-2014 20:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe that missing plane is wherever our lost socks are??
←Rate | 03-16-2014 17:26 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too bad Waldo wasn't on that missing Malaysian airliner, someone would have found it by now......
←Rate | 03-13-2014 13:32 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Russia and China are now allies, Iran and North Korea are building nukes and Obama is our Commander In Chief? Hmmmm....Where toast!!
←Rate | 03-03-2014 19:46 by sully Comments (5)  


   messageicon And the Oscar goes to Cheek implants and Botox...
←Rate | 03-02-2014 21:50 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon In case anyone was wondering.....I'm wearing Hanes by Target, and a black t-shirt by BC Cotton (with a bacon grease stain on it) #redcarpet
←Rate | 03-02-2014 20:32 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Jimmie Johnson just won the 2013 Daytona 500....
←Rate | 02-23-2014 19:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those little Girl Scout devils got me again. It never fails...
←Rate | 02-22-2014 15:27 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of Presidents Day, I'm making HUGE promises to everyone that I have no intention of keeping...
←Rate | 02-17-2014 20:00 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday I drank a Shirley Temple to mourn her, today I'm going to eat a Caesar salad to mourn Sid, tomorrow I'm having a Bieber burger & crossing my fingers....
←Rate | 02-13-2014 14:32 by sully Comments (0)  




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