RoN Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |  Oldest  |  Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'RoN': View All Messages
Page: 3 of 6

   messageicon Raise your hand if you would add your boss as a Facebook friend. Now with the other hand slap yourself in the face.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:10 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Conserve energy: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:09 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACEBOOK asks me what I'm thinking, TWITTER asks me what I'm doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:08 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 04:14 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 04:03 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 03:59 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 03:56 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 03:54 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 03:32 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Charlie Sheen and M. Qaddafi must of drank the Kool-Aid"-James Jones
←Rate | 02-27-2011 06:20 by ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why dogs run to the door when someone knocks? It's never for them.
←Rate | 01-04-2011 02:57 by RoN Comments (2)  


   messageicon now knows what Johnny Cash was singing about in "Ring of Fire." He ate at Taco Bell last night.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 13:27 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh Facebook! you go through more Design Changes than Women do wid clothes!!
←Rate | 12-17-2010 00:38 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook...
←Rate | 11-25-2010 21:03 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear God, it's me again. Can you bring the toolbox? My life needs fixing.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:55 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on..
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:50 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Fb is stupid. Last time I tried changing my password to penis and Fb said it 'wasn't long enough'. How the hell do they know?
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:49 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking through a girls photos and thinking "slut..slut..slut..slut" :D
←Rate | 08-02-2010 00:47 by roN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish I was a bird, so that when times got tough I could just fly over certain people and sh*t on their heads!
←Rate | 07-27-2010 04:30 by roN Comments (1)  


   messageicon Falling in love is like getting drunk. you wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again ;-)*
←Rate | 07-27-2010 04:11 by roN Comments (0)  




[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left