Rick h. Funny Status Messages

   I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I miss New York", so I smashed their window and snatched their laptop...

   Finally some "CHANGE" we can sink our teeth into. Chicken and Waffles at the I-Hop!

   Tonights Forecast in Libya: A beautiful full blue moon followed by a sky filled with long range missiles and a great air show.

   Even after watching the interview tonight Charlie Manson was thinking "This boy has lost his mind!"

   On my third cup of coffee and the day is looking real good. I think its going to be a great day. Did I mention its going to be a fantastic day.......

   This new Facebook friend viewer application so you can see your friends online is kind of weird. Its like they don't even know you can see them.

   Do those Jehovah Witness guys on the bicycles ride south for the winter? Hadn't seen them in awhile.