McKibben Funny Status Messages

   It is so HOT in my town ... Water in public swimming pools is evaporating so fast that children are being encouraged to swim in the deep end and keep ignoring the,"no peeing" rule...

   The potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

   If you could be sold for what you think you're worth, we could all retire!

   next time you go to a restaurant and ask for a Coke, and they say "is Pepsi OK?", you should reply "is Monopoly money OK?"

   Was at Home Depot last night and I saw two Southwest Pilots looking for roofing material ....this can't be good!!

   Ready for my new work out video ABS of BEER!