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   messageicon Why is it that car commercials know which old songs were good but oldies radio stations don't?
←Rate | 11-27-2010 19:26 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Jim Rockford was such a good detective, how come he could never figure out that he wasn't going to get paid?
←Rate | 11-27-2010 19:16 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon . If I flip this coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 13:15 by Luka Comments (2)  


   messageicon If we hear a burglar stumbling around our house in the dark why do we yell out 'Who's There'? Do we really expect them to yell back their name?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:22 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you ask a person in a strange town for directions why do they say 'I haven't got a clue'? Don't they understand that you want directions instead of clues?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:22 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people look up when they think?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:21 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:11 by Luka Comments (1)  


   messageicon We usually dislike people who cheat, lie, or rip us off. So why do we knowingly vote for them to manage our country?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:08 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon n't the problem with political jokes the fact that they keep getting re-elected? (
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:07 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon What part of Floccinaucinihilipilification dont you understand?
←Rate | 06-25-2010 11:49 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon What part of hippomonstrasesquipphobia Dont you understand?
←Rate | 06-22-2010 18:39 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who here thinks Kesha's your love is my drug the starting beat of it is like love game by Lady gaga
←Rate | 05-25-2010 13:32 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am a part of Peta people enjoying Tasty animals
←Rate | 04-25-2010 10:13 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Tip Having anything Like XXYoUnGmOn3y666xx As your Name equals Fail
←Rate | 04-16-2010 22:41 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon She is my best freind You break her Heart I Break Your Face
←Rate | 04-13-2010 20:04 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok Who Else Hates How Celebs become More Famous After death Example Chris Kanyon Gurrreo Britney murphey And MJ
←Rate | 04-04-2010 15:04 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon its not team edward or Jacob its team necrophilliac or team beastiality
←Rate | 04-01-2010 20:53 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon £1|{3 0h m¥ 90Ð (4n ¥0µ $p34|{ 3n9£1$h
←Rate | 03-26-2010 16:26 by Luka Comments (5)  


   messageicon Dont have phone sex You might get hearing aids
←Rate | 03-21-2010 19:43 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would go to Hell but Satan has that restraining order
←Rate | 03-20-2010 18:01 by Luka Comments (0)  




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