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   messageicon WARNING: If you get a message from somebody and it has the subject title "Link to Ashley Simpson videos", DON'T OPEN IT! It's not a virus or anything, but her music is terrible.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:56 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon jI just finished installing a flux compacitor in my DeLorean and I'm heading back in time to prevent the band Hanson from releasing the song "Mmmm Bop"! I need to stop that atrocity from ever happening!
←Rate | 02-01-2011 20:29 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to join the X Men, but they turned me down. Apparently they don't consider being able to burp out the theme song from Family guy to be a real superpower
←Rate | 02-01-2011 19:03 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charlie Sheen appears to be the real life Glen Quagmire. Giggity!
←Rate | 01-28-2011 22:15 by JeremyCakes Comments (1)  


   messageicon A little advie: Never EVER buy sushi from the home shopping network.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 15:15 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only appropriate time to yell out "I HAVE DIARRHEA!", is when you're playing scrabble. Because it's worth a whole load of points.
←Rate | 01-11-2011 17:33 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Lady gaga! Madonna called, she wants her style back.
←Rate | 01-04-2011 16:10 by JeremyCakes Comments (1)  


   messageicon Chevy Chase has been getting that Christmas tree for over 20 years. You'ld think he would finally remember a saw.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 19:38 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's been almost a year, and just for the record, you're STILL lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.
←Rate | 12-13-2010 15:58 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Considering the number of paternity tests Maury Povich has on his show, I think he should change the shows name from " The Maury Povich show" to "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?".
←Rate | 12-04-2010 08:22 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi this is Bob barker encouraging yoiu to help stop the spread of crappy music. Have your Beiber spayed or neutered.
←Rate | 11-25-2010 11:36 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just had a fight with my toaster it wouldn't let go of my Eggo..R.I.P dear toaster you should have let go of the fricken Eggo
←Rate | 11-05-2010 11:33 by jeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon The pe*is has it rough! his hair is always a mess. His family is nuts. And his neighbor is a a$$hole.
←Rate | 10-06-2010 17:50 by JeremyCakes Comments (1)  


   messageicon I think Dora the explorer is on drugs! She never seems to know where to go next and spends all day talking to a map, a backpack and a monkey.
←Rate | 09-30-2010 15:12 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon In America they call it Survivor, in Canada we call it camping.
←Rate | 09-22-2010 19:45 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a new soft drink which contains Viagra instead of Caffeine. It's called mount-n-do.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 20:17 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I finally got around to reading the story of the headless horseman.Up until now I always thought the story was about a horse rider that couldn't get a erection.
←Rate | 08-31-2010 12:32 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife was mad because I wouldn't ask for directions even though we were lost. So she makes me pull over and she says to a guy "Please tell my husband where we are.And say it slow so even he'll understand." Then the guy says " BURRR GERRR KIIIING!"
←Rate | 08-28-2010 20:55 by Jeremycakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon My kid won't listen and my wife won't shut up! Bye bye Sanity. It was nice knowing you.
←Rate | 08-28-2010 20:47 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon gathering Kardashians to throw at you.
←Rate | 08-09-2010 09:07 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  




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