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   messageicon If you don’t like something change it... if you can’t change it on facebook, so I can "like it" and laugh
←Rate | 06-04-2013 21:26 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today I wish a Happy Easter to my Greek Orthodox and Russian friends. Your ancestors really sucked at reading the calendar.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 16:26 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon When is a good time to mention St Patrick wasn't Irish, he was the son of slave-owning Roman nobility born in England and his color wasn't green, it was blue? Not today then?
←Rate | 03-17-2013 14:54 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon To pay for my funeral, I'm going to sell tickets and DVDs of my death-bed confession and I will be accepting bribes from people to be left out of it.
←Rate | 01-08-2013 17:03 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear English Majors: How did the word "Dingleberry" get it's name?
←Rate | 12-11-2012 23:15 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Only 33 days until the end of the world. Why is everyone acting so normal?
←Rate | 11-09-2012 12:31 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hope everyone's fridge gets knocked out in the storm. Bama voters will be in line for new food-stamps instead of voting.
←Rate | 10-29-2012 15:27 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Demonstrators storm the US embassy in Yemen. Didn't Samuel L. Jackson already make a movie about this?
←Rate | 09-13-2012 07:06 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder how many identical twins are walking around now with the wrong names because their parents got them confused as infants and never figured it out.
←Rate | 09-06-2012 16:38 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing it's idiot
←Rate | 08-30-2012 21:40 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Have you heard about the upcoming vegetarian Zombie apocalypse? They only eat grains....
←Rate | 08-22-2012 21:55 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Your chances of becoming an Olympic Athlete are less than 1 in 10,000. Think about that for just a second. All Olympians should be proud of just having the opportunity to participate.
←Rate | 08-12-2012 08:56 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon France shouldchange the color of it's flag to match it's football/soccer team.....all-white
←Rate | 06-23-2012 15:10 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy pagan fertility goddess and spring solstice worship holiday everyone!!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 14:26 by gil Comments (1)  

   messageicon When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....
←Rate | 04-07-2012 15:49 by gil Comments (4)  

   messageicon Rosie O'Donnell fired again from a talk-show, for the 4th time. Time to quit attempts at being so serious and go back to fat lesbian stand-up comedy.
←Rate | 03-19-2012 14:56 by GIL Comments (0)  

   messageicon "if you haven't gotten laid using facebook, you're doing it wrong" - 90% of facebook users
←Rate | 03-08-2012 22:47 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon RIP Andrew Breitbart..... Ccaine overdose or heart attack hours before releasing Obama college partying video tapes.....yea right! BS
←Rate | 03-02-2012 17:12 by GIL Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Hey Andrew Breibart.... Wecome to the club!" - Vince Foster
←Rate | 03-01-2012 18:46 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Religion and morality don't need each other to exist.
←Rate | 03-01-2012 10:31 by Gil Comments (1)  

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