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   messageicon Real men sip that capri sun like its the last one left on earth
←Rate | 08-09-2013 01:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you see your girl out in public with another guy, one of yall 3 are supposed to die in that encounter.
←Rate | 08-03-2013 15:45 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The police showed up and used technical terms like "Stalker" and "PPO" when I thought I was leaving a "Love Note"
←Rate | 07-31-2013 19:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon People, put a dollar in the jar every time you masturbate. Trust me on this. {Sent from my yacht}
←Rate | 07-29-2013 12:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oven = Xbox for women.
←Rate | 07-27-2013 18:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "that new iPhone $750? it better play dead if my girl touch it
←Rate | 07-27-2013 16:44 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am.
←Rate | 07-26-2013 21:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got high and let my dog drive us up to Taco Bell. Now he's argueing with the officer that the traffic light wasn't red but gray.
←Rate | 07-25-2013 16:33 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."
←Rate | 07-16-2013 16:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'll join the revolution after I see what the cops do to the 1st 10,000
←Rate | 07-16-2013 16:16 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Zimmerman about to be walking out in the streets in an Iron Man suit.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 23:41 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Surprise jumps on the back is for 160 lbs and under women only.....any thing over is a tackle
←Rate | 07-13-2013 21:42 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:10 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my girl dance with another guy she flirting with death
←Rate | 07-13-2013 13:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon if my girl cheat on me she better cheat with 6 strong guys that can carry her casket
←Rate | 07-13-2013 00:37 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because shes your girlfriend doesn't mean she isn't someone else's ho.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 00:04 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"...
←Rate | 07-12-2013 00:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls put you in the friend zone but forget they need a ride to work. Nah ho
←Rate | 07-11-2013 11:53 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon a MAN and woman is the only way the world can survive
←Rate | 07-07-2013 13:23 by fadolo Comments (2)  


   messageicon Meagan Good box probably taste like Hawaiian bread, a fruit salad, the happiness of 10 freed slaves and tears from the Immaculate Mary
←Rate | 07-01-2013 13:41 by fadolo Comments (1)  




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