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   messageicon If smart phones were so smart they'd figure out a way to last longer than four hours.
←Rate | 08-20-2011 11:07 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see debt people.
←Rate | 08-10-2011 12:48 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (1)  


   messageicon I won't say this Jack in the Box is dirty, but there's a sign in the restroom that says "Employees Must Wipe Their Asses."
←Rate | 08-08-2011 21:27 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon In hamster years I'm over 2000 years old. Not bad for a chain smoking sugar addict.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 08:39 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why was that Rorschach guy so obsessed with drawing pictures of my mom naked?
←Rate | 07-26-2011 17:29 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put the "fun" in insufficient funds.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 21:48 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just keyed 2+2=5 onto the hood of a Smart Car.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 10:49 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I laughed, I cried, then laughed, then cried, then laughed, then cried..." -Early reviews for 'The Bi-Polar Express'
←Rate | 07-14-2011 21:32 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does the plus sign mean Google tested positive for Facebook?
←Rate | 07-12-2011 21:05 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Follow Does this Dress make me look cross-dresserish?
←Rate | 07-12-2011 20:27 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always put eggs in a ziplock bag before I crack them open in case a chicken darts out.
←Rate | 07-12-2011 20:23 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Facebook farmers have sex with their Farmville sheep, and 'like' it.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 21:47 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon At some point, my grandmother stopped admiring how big I was getting.
←Rate | 07-09-2011 02:11 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always use the self-checkout lane to avoid being embarrassed when my card is declined.
←Rate | 07-09-2011 02:08 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon A minor typo has made me realize what an adorable thing it would be to have a significant otter.
←Rate | 07-08-2011 17:02 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earlier I tapped my foot twice to a song. Sometimes the dance just bursts right out of me.
←Rate | 07-08-2011 16:28 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wash my hands so many times a day, I couldn't contract OCD even if I wanted to.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 19:05 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl, not even the Kool-Aid man could bust through your emotional walls.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 19:04 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been shopping for a new desk. Still can't find one with a headboard.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 18:43 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon As I watch this Spider walk across my floor, I wonder if his Spidey senses are telling him, he's f*cked
←Rate | 07-06-2011 21:16 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  




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