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   messageicon Make today ridiculously amazing!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 13:10 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let me in, Let me in, Let me in! I need to go back out again!----My Dog!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 13:10 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is like a roll of toilet paper....The closer it gets to the end the faster it spins!!!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 13:10 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I was talking while you were interupting!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 13:09 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Penn State.....There's always Academics!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 13:09 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's no better feeling than proving someone wrong!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 13:09 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went for a job interview! The Boss looked over my resume' and says''For someone with absolutely no experience you sure are asking for a high salary!'' I said ''Well, Du'h...everyone knows the less you know the harder you have to work!!!''
←Rate | 07-31-2012 13:09 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before you judge me.......nmake sure you're perfect!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 13:09 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right now the United States and China are tied in total Olympic medals! Of course we trail in Gold medals because every time we win one we have to turn it over to China to pay our debt!!!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 13:09 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon II wish the XXX Olympics gave medals for the ''Clean and Jerk''
←Rate | 07-31-2012 13:09 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have yet to be intimidated by fancy wine lists thanks to my vast knowledge of fancy wines and my eeny, meeny, miny moe system!!!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 02:40 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your ''OLD'' when your age is higher than the whole Womens Olympic Gymnastic Team!!!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 02:39 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was asked if I believed in Astrology! Of course my answer was no us Sagatarians are very skeptical people!!!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 02:39 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't trust joggers! It's just a little too coincidental that they are the ones that find all the dead bodies!!!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 02:37 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon During the opening Olympic ceramony I thought the Chinese uniforms looked pretty good!....And the ones worn by the Chinese team weren't too bad either!!!
←Rate | 07-29-2012 02:47 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man Rule #6......Men's Olympic Swimming events are the ''Only'' I repeat ''Only'' time speedo's are allowed!!!
←Rate | 07-29-2012 02:42 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remember whatever you put up with you end up with!
←Rate | 07-28-2012 12:48 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Attorney General Eric Holder will take away all your guns!........ Mexican Drug Cartel ''That;s where I got mine!!!''
←Rate | 07-27-2012 14:16 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was outback chopping ome wood with my ''ask'' and this woman walked up and ''axed'' me a question!!!
←Rate | 07-27-2012 14:14 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want to be successful in life just tell yourself this each morning ''I am smart. intelligent, qualified. now if a job wuld just come available I'll get it!!!''
←Rate | 07-27-2012 14:01 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (1)  




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