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   messageicon Life and beer are very similar……..chill for best results.
←Rate | 01-12-2013 08:07 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A cop stopped me and asked "Do you know why I followed you " so I said "because my tweets are funny" & we laughed & high-fived & I'm in Jail.....
←Rate | 01-12-2013 00:31 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The world is ending tomorrow & we still don't know who let the dogs out, what is love, & Where's Waldo ,or Victoria's secret
←Rate | 12-20-2012 11:33 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can I add you on Facebook ? Cos I would like to Poke you
←Rate | 10-24-2012 03:34 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are hundreds of ways to make a woman happy and only one to make a man happy: LEAVE HIM ALONE.
←Rate | 10-19-2012 01:23 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shooting has started on a sequel to the movie Superman "Man of steel" to be titled "Balls of Steel" staring Felix Baumgartner
←Rate | 10-15-2012 11:21 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred c*nts who don't do c*ck.
←Rate | 10-08-2012 12:02 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex-girlfriend walked past me today and didn't even notice I was there. I must be getting better at this stalking business.
←Rate | 10-08-2012 11:43 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist..
←Rate | 06-21-2012 02:47 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 01:32 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, ladies, if you look like a snake swallowed a rib cage you're too skinny.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 02:26 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like a girl that isn't afraid to jump in front of me during a robbery & say “babe, please. I got this one, you bought dinner.”
←Rate | 06-19-2012 13:12 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  




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