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Dear LGBQTMSNBC freaks. This WOKE nonsense is over. Go seek help, or a hysterectomy. Whichever comes first.
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06-10-2025 07:03
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Due to lack of punch buggies on the road nowadays the new game is tesla titty twista
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06-09-2025 17:19
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The reason the 'why does the military only get one day' people mention it mainly during Pride Month is because the dysphoric, rainbow cucks ram it down our throats. (Not to mention each other's.)
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06-07-2025 07:52
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You want this, you want that. People in heII want ice water.
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06-07-2025 07:47
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If Those "why does the military only get one day people" actually cared they'd mention it any other month otherthen pride
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06-06-2025 16:25 by
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In The Little Mermaid, the real reason Ariel wanted human legs was because Eric told her he doesn’t eat sushi.
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06-06-2025 09:49
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My husband says I never do anything, so I just cleaned out our bank account.
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06-06-2025 07:25
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DiGiorno should start delivering, just to screw with people
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I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis
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06-06-2025 07:24
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When French people swear, do they say excuse my English?
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06-06-2025 07:24
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As I was driving in the city I saw my ex crossing the street and the term, "I'd hit that", took on a whole new meaning!
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06-05-2025 18:46 by
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Thanks to A.I seeing a baby with a Mullet and a beard seems perfectly normal these days
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06-04-2025 17:09
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In many cases, dogs aren't always man's best friend. They're one man's best friend. They're usually everyone else's enemy.
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06-02-2025 10:05
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I trust CNN about as far as I can throw MSNBC.
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06-02-2025 06:35
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Happy F@g Month, El Freakos.
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06-01-2025 13:47
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John, I have two bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" "Combine them!" "Your wife cheats us!"
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06-01-2025 07:00
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why do people spend all day at work talking about going to the bar, then spend all night at the bar talking about work?
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06-01-2025 06:59
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved
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06-01-2025 06:58
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Weed smoking and turkey pulling today. Oops…reverse those verbs. Sorry
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06-01-2025 06:58
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Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
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