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   messageicon Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev
←Rate | 10-10-2012 16:29 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow
←Rate | 10-10-2012 16:30 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mmmmm. . .pi.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 16:43 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was just driving behind a car covered in pro life stickers and I thought "Man, that car hates abortion". Then it dawned on me that I don't know my car's political views. What if my car is a Republican? Or a racist? Maybe I don't want to know. I like my
←Rate | 10-11-2012 02:23 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please put this on your status if you know someone, are related to, and/or adore someone who has ADD or ADHD. 93% of peo oh snap is that a dog outside?
←Rate | 12-29-2012 15:59 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earlier today I looked at the car next to me, and I saw the driver texting while driving. How dangerous! I was so shocked I almost dropped my guitar.
←Rate | 12-29-2012 16:00 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found $80 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy Nerf guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, Nerf guns and candy.
←Rate | 12-29-2012 16:02 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon perfectly capable of lying about whether or not he likes big butts.
←Rate | 12-29-2012 16:05 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon 4/04 Day Not Found.
←Rate | 04-03-2013 01:38 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever anyone mentions something about a vicious cycle, I imagine an evil bike that can't stop killing.
←Rate | 04-03-2013 01:38 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just drank some food color, now I think I'm dyeing inside.
←Rate | 04-03-2013 01:40 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon COPY THIS AS YOUR STATUS AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU. | 1. Perfect | 2. Perfect | 3. Perfect | 4. Perfect | 5. Perfect | 6. Perfect | 7. Perfect | 8. Perfect | 9. Perfect | 10. Perfect | 11. Perfect | 12. Perfect | 13. Perfect | 14. Perfect | 15. Perfect
←Rate | 04-03-2013 01:40 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, "Hey, at least I'm not pregnant." And I know happy days are around the corner. --daniel tosh
←Rate | 04-03-2013 01:48 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon i was winning egg hunts before I was even born
←Rate | 04-03-2013 02:01 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to get my life together. I spilled Life cereal all over the counter!
←Rate | 04-03-2013 02:16 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just realized I havn't checked in on my Tamagotchi for 14 years. Wish my wife could be the same way.
←Rate | 04-03-2013 02:22 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon woke up this morning with a serious case of sexyback.
←Rate | 05-22-2013 00:38 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drank way too much beer last night. Didn't leave any for this morning.
←Rate | 05-22-2013 00:38 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Khakis: What you need to start a car in Boston.
←Rate | 05-22-2013 00:39 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm looking forward to looking back on this month.
←Rate | 05-22-2013 00:40 by Zinc Comments (0)  




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