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   messageicon ▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %
←Rate | 06-28-2011 19:17 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish we could google how a certain person feels about us.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 08:50 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon MySpace and Facebook got a divorce... Looks like Facebook got custody of all the kids.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 22:39 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Weird moment when somebody is cross-eyed and you dont know which eye to look at.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 22:49 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out "suns" upside down is still "suns"
←Rate | 06-30-2011 23:14 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (1)  


   messageicon Ale-Ale-Andro, Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Pa-Pa-Pa-Pokerface, Te-Te-Te-Telephone... I think lady gaga has a studdering problem.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 23:16 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like going to McDonald's and asking for an application. Then I crumble it up and yell "HA! Like I'd work here. Get me a chocolate shake."
←Rate | 06-30-2011 23:18 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you notice "racecar" backwards is a "racecar"
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:32 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wish I was a white crayon , So no one could use me
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:47 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop chasing him. Stop turn around and see who's chasing you
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:50 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst kind of human contact is "eye contact through that crack in a bathroom stall when you're pulling up your pants" contact.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:55 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could be yourself. When did we turn so judgmental?
←Rate | 07-01-2011 15:39 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon In RELATIONSHIP status they should add "Flirtationship"- more than a friendship, less than a relationship
←Rate | 07-05-2011 20:07 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when a shower only has two options, either 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 20:13 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:23 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Difference between promises and memories? We break promises, and our memories break us.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:25 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'Everyday I'm shufflin!' Wait no, except on Fridays. I gotta get down on Fridays.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:28 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two things define your Personality, The way you manage things when you have nothing. The way you behave when you have everything.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:33 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second 'the'.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:37 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cell phones should have the option to change "airplane mode" to "drunk mode" that way your drunk texts never leave your phone.
←Rate | 07-27-2011 11:35 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  




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