Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   wondering why you never see, "My resolution is to eat more fried foods, drink every day, oh!!! And take up smoking too!!!

   about to make it RAIN all up in 2012!!!

   If they bought food instead of paints and brushes, there would be far less Starving Artist's.

   Happy Beer the 13th

   in TIME OUT because riding the dog like it's Small Horse is frowned upon in this establishment...

   wondering what to do. I used my last Post-It Note and have no idea how to remind myself to get more...

   in TIME OUT because riding the dog like it's a Small Horse is frowned upon in this establishment...

   go to all your friends status updates and type in... You spelled ANAL wrong.

   ... and never will watch the video of the kid in the pool on Facebook's home page.

   been drinking since, wait... WHO STOLD MY WATCH???

   watch for ME during the halftime show at the Super Bowl. I'll be the one holding Madona's colostomy bag.

   RING... RING!!! (My Boss) "Hello?" (Me) "hmph gorg jawb forb berk." (My Boss) "Okay, see ya on Tuesday."

   wondering what a "PANG of DISAPPOINTMENT" is....

   shocked that thousands of military personnel have lost their lives and no one says a thing. a drugged out celebrity dies and... well, you know. now THAT'S FUNNY!!!

   very upset!!! I had Lindsey in the Celebrity Death Pool at work.

   reached an ALL TIME LOW. Just told my boss he had some dirt on his forehead... Thank You Ash Wednesday.

   there's something about the people on Doomsday Planners that makes me think they're serious

   Gentleman...... Start Your Livers!!!!

   A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

   saw a vegetarian eating a banana. I asked her how would she like it if her skin was ripped off and she was eaten alive.