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   messageicon kinda pissed off right now! going to put on red polo and walk around target and vent!
←Rate | 12-18-2012 14:40 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon my new years resolution is to keep my my new years resolution!
←Rate | 12-31-2012 14:48 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎2013 is the chinese year of the snake. I hope I can quit putting dragon on my checks
←Rate | 12-31-2012 14:59 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Diet is going great! No hostess snack cakes at all this year
←Rate | 01-05-2013 18:49 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon The truth is, I find it very stressful that Smokey thinks that I'm the only one that can prevent forest fires. I don't feel trained for this, and I certainly didn't sign up for the position.
←Rate | 01-08-2013 18:58 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon kids at the front door selling drugs!!!! I got 3 boxes of thin mints coming!
←Rate | 01-09-2013 20:40 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon my underwear is kinda half- assing it today
←Rate | 01-19-2013 14:01 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon wow danica patrick just got a rubber in the rear end in vegas on tv!
←Rate | 03-10-2013 16:15 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon think comcast went back to dial up today...... just saying
←Rate | 04-18-2013 20:31 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon if any body needs me I will be over here waiting for football season
←Rate | 06-21-2013 14:08 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got health insurance again! I get to go to a english speaking doctor
←Rate | 06-25-2013 19:30 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe I will knock one out before sportscenter
←Rate | 06-25-2013 19:32 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat ?
←Rate | 06-29-2013 20:28 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon buying bottles rockets and crown royal! good day to be a grown-up
←Rate | 07-04-2013 17:42 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only a few things Reeses cups will not fix!
←Rate | 07-16-2013 20:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i will never buy a foam finger again !
←Rate | 08-26-2013 19:58 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
←Rate | 08-26-2013 20:22 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is going to be a non-labor day
←Rate | 09-02-2013 11:04 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon when did the world give up on Common Courtesy
←Rate | 09-06-2013 22:39 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i have a bad moisture-induced glitter clump problem!
←Rate | 09-10-2013 21:22 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  




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