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   messageicon I went and saw beauty and the beast the other day, it wasn't as interesting as I thought it would be. He was pushing a cart and she was drinking a diet coke while sifting through the 5 dollar movies at Wal Mart........
←Rate | 01-16-2012 17:52 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon best friend....someone who walks in with a flashlight when life is the darkest....
←Rate | 01-30-2012 21:30 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon ahh yes the 7-11 Big Gulp. How much soda can one person drink???? If I ever get one again I will make sure the bed of my truck is cleaned out and I have a hand dolly to wheel it out of the store..............
←Rate | 04-24-2012 19:21 by corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever wonder why the side of the car says" to protect and serve"????? Protect the donuts and serve the coffee................
←Rate | 04-25-2012 19:37 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon When god created china he knew he would never have to make anything else again.....
←Rate | 05-02-2012 14:03 by Corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon before getting married there are 2 words a man must know that are crucial to his survival....."Yes Dear"........
←Rate | 05-02-2012 17:06 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon excuse me......Is that a spray on tan or did you roll in a bag of doritos???????????????????
←Rate | 05-31-2012 21:10 by corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just experienced that rare moment when you flip your hoody up just right and realize that if ever called upon you could wield a light saber and take orders from a little green creature with big ears.....
←Rate | 03-06-2013 17:00 by Corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful how many sticks and stones you throw at others because some are skilled at building catapults.
←Rate | 02-08-2014 09:34 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news!!!! US Airforce seen dropping naked Trump statues onto an ISIS Stronghold In Northern Syria!!!!!
←Rate | 08-20-2016 20:38 by Corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still waiting to be awarded the bronze medal in "Channel Surfing" from the international Olympic committee!!!!...
←Rate | 08-22-2016 19:03 by Corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was a toss up tonight between turning on the nightly news or migrating to Singapore to get an Organ illegally harvested.
←Rate | 08-25-2016 20:52 by Corey c Comments (0)  



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