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   messageicon I appreciate the Super Bowl for uniting all Americans in our inability to read Roman numerals.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 13:06 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Karma is like 69: "You get, what you give
←Rate | 02-06-2013 23:54 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men need 100% talent to succeed in life....... Women need only 4%..... because the remaining 36+24+36 helps..
←Rate | 02-07-2013 00:08 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just realised why women love shoes over clothing, because no matter how much weight they gain, the shoes still fit.
←Rate | 02-12-2013 23:59 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oscar Pistorius brings a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine’s Day.
←Rate | 02-15-2013 08:57 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Knowing its International Women’s Day is the only thing I know about women.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 09:38 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon International Women’s Day……Cause it’s not like you want attention on any other day…
←Rate | 03-08-2013 09:39 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No. 1.
←Rate | 03-13-2013 01:13 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heard about the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
←Rate | 04-18-2013 14:06 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Say: A Joke is like s*x. Not good if you don't get it
←Rate | 05-10-2013 10:21 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most ‪‎friends‬ these days are so ‪‎fake‬ ..I'm sure if we turned them around we would find "Made in China" stickers on their asses !!!!
←Rate | 08-09-2013 03:51 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blessed are those who are cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light!
←Rate | 09-11-2013 01:58 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  



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