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   messageicon Don't make decisions when your angry or horny =P
←Rate | 10-27-2011 16:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Definition of bravery: Trying to fart when you have diarrhea.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 16:13 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Studying: The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby
←Rate | 10-28-2011 00:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Halloween isn't really that different than any other day.. everyone's still pretending to be someone or something their not.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 00:42 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I wave at you, you better wave back and not make me look stupid!
←Rate | 10-28-2011 00:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what's more awkward, Answering Dora, Or sitting there in total silence while she stares at you..
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when someone else buys the things I mentally claimed
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taking a test at school: My answer is Yes. If yes please explain...my answer is No
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever said “nothing is impossible” has obviously never seen me doing nothing.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:11 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm about to yell inside an envelope!....voice mail..b*tch
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:13 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Changing a whole text because you didn't know how to spell one word.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:24 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Just Saw two homeless guys hitting eachother with cardboard; PILLOW FIGHT?!
←Rate | 10-28-2011 23:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walking around the kitchen, like Pac-Man when you're hungry.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 23:18 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You're so ugly!" "Really?" "Yes!" "Good, I was trying to look like you today..."
←Rate | 10-29-2011 12:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who else thought Spongebob's parents were cookies?
←Rate | 10-29-2011 12:50 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're walking and texting and you walk slower and slower and slower till you're just standing there texting..
←Rate | 10-29-2011 13:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those cheap-ass pencils with erasers that fu*k up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 22:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon right before I die I'm going to say " I left a million dollars in the.."
←Rate | 10-30-2011 21:54 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon : No I have not gained weight, Your eyes just got fat
←Rate | 10-30-2011 22:19 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon That yellow shirt looks good on you... It really brings out the color in your teeth.
←Rate | 10-30-2011 23:23 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  




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