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   messageicon wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 18:55 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon just got a Nintendo video game unit for my bathroom....it's called the Wii-Wii.
←Rate | 11-14-2009 23:19 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopes that the Gay community is enjoying all the free media attention...with the flooding in Manitoba I haven't heard the word "Dykes" used so much since last years Gay Pride week .
←Rate | 05-14-2011 19:53 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon hears Gold dropped 104.00 per ounce today...let's start working on the economic bail-out package for Mr. T.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 23:18 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon going for Gold in the Men's Uphill Giant Slalom....Gravity is a B*tch!
←Rate | 02-16-2010 21:04 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon heard in the news today that Ecstasy is being used to combat cancer. I'm not sure if the researchers testing this have ever done Ecstasy before, but if you get the right hit of E and you will forget that you have anything wrong with you.
←Rate | 08-20-2011 01:25 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon somewhere two dudes just ordered mochas from Starbucks and are calling them "brochas" and high fiving
←Rate | 09-02-2012 12:54 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. "-Walt Whitman. "This week can f*ck right off." - X
←Rate | 11-04-2010 17:26 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking...the only one who wants Snow right now is Charlie Sheen...I happen to have a whole driveway full....Winning!!!"
←Rate | 03-06-2011 21:51 by vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering about Over under on the WikiLeak punk 'making friends' with his prison cell mate? I'll open the line at 1 month.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 13:29 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking it must be Thursday, Larry King is getting divorsed
←Rate | 04-15-2010 10:24 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon hears....Amy has now joined Betty Ford in her clinic...w​ait...It's​ been relocated.
←Rate | 07-23-2011 14:24 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon a lot of the ladies at the office have choose to dress Slutty for International Women's Day...that's what I believed anyway.
←Rate | 03-08-2012 08:04 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what the hell Jesus ever did for Santa on his Birthday?
←Rate | 04-20-2009 22:46 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if anyone's ever gotten someone to do heroin by doing "heeeere comes the airplane!" with the spoon
←Rate | 07-20-2012 01:03 by Vybe Comments (0)  


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