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   messageicon Romney or Obama....Romney or Obama. I'm just now getting the chance to vote. I LOVE living in Florida.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 19:14 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon I called the Atheist Dial-A-Prayer line. No one answered.
←Rate | 11-26-2013 13:31 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to 0bamacare, Americans can expect to earn six figure salaries in 2014. Okay, six figures if you count the decimal point, the zeroes that follow the decimal point, and the dollar sign.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 08:10 by Mc Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most places claiming to have Real New York Pizza usually don't. It's more like: "Real Upstate New York Pizza."
←Rate | 12-23-2013 09:35 by Mc Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says, "creative genius" like posting, "Good Morning!" with a cup of coffee with a smiley in the foam.
←Rate | 06-02-2014 15:20 by Mc Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon We haven't lost an hour, we loaned it to the illusion we call "time". "Time" will pay us back in full at 2am on Sun., Nov 3. This is an interest free loan, and means there are no seconds, minutes, or hours assessed.
←Rate | 03-10-2013 15:00 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon You buy her a gift. She sleeps with you. The similarity here is that the s-e-x is also a gift since both things center on something coming in a box.
←Rate | 08-10-2013 15:09 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Hoildays Schmolidays. Merry Christmas Schmistmas. I lean towards the Christmas greeting, but I gotta be honest with myself. I don't care. I'm mainly in it for the food.
←Rate | 12-07-2013 16:51 by Mc Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon If everyone has a crack in their a$$, why are so many still full of $hit?
←Rate | 03-18-2013 20:03 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got a great deal on a dairy cow. It's lactose intolerant.
←Rate | 01-28-2014 16:55 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to the dentist for a cleaning. After he was done I told him my teeth were still yellow. He said I should wear a brown tie then no one would notice.
←Rate | 03-16-2013 17:35 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon 99% of my wardrobe consists of T shirts. This of course got me to thinking....aren't ALL shirts T's? Anyone out there who doesn't have a bilateral symmetry form and is instead shaped like a "W"?
←Rate | 03-26-2013 09:25 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady GaGa just signed a deal with a major corporation to represent her new clothing line. Hillshire Farms.
←Rate | 10-25-2012 12:15 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Summer officially checked in at 1:04 am. For Floridians, it also clocked in at 1:04 am. Back in April.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 09:10 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  



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