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   messageicon People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!
←Rate | 10-21-2018 12:35 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon my girlfriend thinks I am afraid of commitment my wife on the other hand...
←Rate | 08-30-2018 01:04 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon What part of hippomonstrasesquipphobia Dont you understand?
←Rate | 06-22-2010 18:39 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Jim Rockford was such a good detective, how come he could never figure out that he wasn't going to get paid?
←Rate | 11-27-2010 19:16 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon A bisexual Is someone that likes Girls as much as the next Guy
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:02 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some TV commercials tell us to not try it at home. Where are we suppose to try it? At school?
←Rate | 08-08-2013 02:04 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon It’s scary to be a woman on a blind date. For all she knows the man she is meeting up with could be a rapist, a murderer, or, God forbid, a politician
←Rate | 11-18-2013 00:24 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon I would go to Hell but Satan has that restraining order
←Rate | 03-20-2010 18:01 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am a part of Peta people enjoying Tasty animals
←Rate | 04-25-2010 10:13 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon People are like slinkys Useless Stupid But Fun to Push down Stsirs
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:04 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you are in a canoe flying over the grand canyon and a tire falls off how many pancakes does it take to fix a dog house orange elephants dont like ice cream
←Rate | 01-14-2010 11:37 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Be the fruit loop in the cherrios of lives
←Rate | 03-04-2010 23:56 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Olympics dont matter no one will talk About It After a week
←Rate | 02-27-2010 19:36 by Luka Comments (4)  

   messageicon What part of Floccinaucinihilipilification dont you understand?
←Rate | 06-25-2010 11:49 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who here thinks Kesha's your love is my drug the starting beat of it is like love game by Lady gaga
←Rate | 05-25-2010 13:32 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon n't the problem with political jokes the fact that they keep getting re-elected? (
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:07 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon If a guy named David has his ID stolen, do we have to call him Dav?
←Rate | 12-25-2011 09:39 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon its not team edward or Jacob its team necrophilliac or team beastiality
←Rate | 04-01-2010 20:53 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon If we hear a burglar stumbling around our house in the dark why do we yell out 'Who's There'? Do we really expect them to yell back their name?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:22 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Silence Is golden, Duct tape is sliver
←Rate | 03-06-2010 20:33 by Luka Comments (0)  

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