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   messageicon My therapist told me to write letter to the people I hate and then burn them. OK. I did that, now what do I do with all these letters?
←Rate | 10-24-2018 18:35 by Luka Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dont wish For a Happy ending It means Something has to end
←Rate | 02-03-2010 23:13 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon So what if I can’t spell Armaggedon? … it’s not the end of the world.
←Rate | 10-21-2018 12:37 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sure Rome wasn't built in a day but it burnt in a day didn't it?
←Rate | 07-04-2013 21:52 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!
←Rate | 10-21-2018 12:35 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bisexual Is someone that likes Girls as much as the next Guy
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:02 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon What part of hippomonstrasesquipphobia Dont you understand?
←Rate | 06-22-2010 18:39 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Jim Rockford was such a good detective, how come he could never figure out that he wasn't going to get paid?
←Rate | 11-27-2010 19:16 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are like slinkys Useless Stupid But Fun to Push down Stsirs
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:04 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some TV commercials tell us to not try it at home. Where are we suppose to try it? At school?
←Rate | 08-08-2013 02:04 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s scary to be a woman on a blind date. For all she knows the man she is meeting up with could be a rapist, a murderer, or, God forbid, a politician
←Rate | 11-18-2013 00:24 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would go to Hell but Satan has that restraining order
←Rate | 03-20-2010 18:01 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am a part of Peta people enjoying Tasty animals
←Rate | 04-25-2010 10:13 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are in a canoe flying over the grand canyon and a tire falls off how many pancakes does it take to fix a dog house orange elephants dont like ice cream
←Rate | 01-14-2010 11:37 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be the fruit loop in the cherrios of lives
←Rate | 03-04-2010 23:56 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Olympics dont matter no one will talk About It After a week
←Rate | 02-27-2010 19:36 by Luka Comments (4)  


   messageicon What part of Floccinaucinihilipilification dont you understand?
←Rate | 06-25-2010 11:49 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who here thinks Kesha's your love is my drug the starting beat of it is like love game by Lady gaga
←Rate | 05-25-2010 13:32 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon n't the problem with political jokes the fact that they keep getting re-elected? (
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:07 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a guy named David has his ID stolen, do we have to call him Dav?
←Rate | 12-25-2011 09:39 by Luka Comments (0)  




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