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   messageicon When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
←Rate | 04-10-2011 02:51 by Hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If girls think giving birth is hard try playing call of duty on a laggy server
←Rate | 03-22-2011 20:15 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible..
←Rate | 05-17-2011 13:50 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a ton of leftover horse. I guess I wasn't as hungry as I thought I was.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 04:12 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can pregnant people use the car pool lane?
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:06 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you'd like to continue unprotected....
←Rate | 02-17-2011 21:02 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Geting your wife two gifts but telling her one is for my Wife and the other is for my Lover is not a good idea. because she wont get it
←Rate | 02-21-2011 21:15 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Darth Vader vs Hitler Epic rap battle in history 2, on utube
←Rate | 04-10-2011 13:56 by Hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd mind my own business if yours was a little less interesting
←Rate | 03-22-2011 20:16 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when cashiers ask you if that's everything. Oh no, I'd also like a hand job
←Rate | 07-09-2011 21:06 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to this mexican restaurant for dinner ... It had pronounciations of each item ... Nachos (Na-choos) Buritto (Bur-ee-toe) Taco (Ta-Koe), never laughed so hard in my life! Side note: It was attached to a bowling alley ... awesome
←Rate | 04-11-2011 13:45 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?"
←Rate | 04-30-2011 01:07 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ( o )( o ) - oh what a nice pair of frog eyes! what were you thinking of?
←Rate | 04-11-2011 15:22 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 02:50 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is Independence Day. The day when Americans show their deepest gratitude to Will Smith and thank him for saving us from the Alien Invasion!
←Rate | 07-04-2011 12:47 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so Hot my ice cream is melting in the freezer
←Rate | 03-31-2011 21:15 by Hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 20:11 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The awkward moment when you realize your whole life has been a lie this whole time
←Rate | 04-09-2011 13:59 by Hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thumbs up if your a Mex Thumbs down if you wanna kill all Mex
←Rate | 03-05-2011 03:54 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon if your reading this your on facebook and have no life
←Rate | 02-28-2011 04:07 by hovo Comments (1)  



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