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   messageicon Cant wait till "National Balls Cancer Awareness Month" so I can confuse you ladies and talk about my cravings...
←Rate | 09-08-2011 11:17 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know that 85% of Facebook relationships end in "F*ck that B*tch"..
←Rate | 12-12-2011 23:42 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Part of me says "I can wear my sunglasses at night"...But the other part says "Fool you know you clumsy enough in the daytime"...
←Rate | 01-08-2012 21:41 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know right about now cyphing gas outta folks cars really dont sound that crazy too me
←Rate | 04-19-2011 16:51 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies if you wanna get yo man a tie this Christmas thats fine...Just make sure you are wearing tie with nothing else on when you give it too him...
←Rate | 12-23-2010 22:59 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes if I get scared at night..I just tell myself there are no such things as ghost only clumsy ninjas....
←Rate | 09-02-2011 17:08 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man with the Oil Spills and now the Nuclear Meltdowns we are gonna blow up this planet one day...I'm thinking bout packin my sh^t and moving to another planet..Which planet did the 3 boobs lady live on in the movie "Total Recall"??
←Rate | 03-14-2011 19:02 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me." Mother Teresa
←Rate | 06-17-2011 15:11 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex isn't everything...Unless your not having any...
←Rate | 10-15-2011 13:04 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do chicks say that they can count the number of dudes they been with on one hand?? B*tch you ain't got 20 fingers on one hand..
←Rate | 09-27-2013 19:39 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know I think its real messed up that clubs have "Ladies Night" where a bunch of them can go and drink free for a while and dance...But they dont have a "Guys Night" where dudes can do the same...??Oh wait??..That sounds kinda gay...NEVERMIND
←Rate | 11-06-2010 18:11 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look just cuz I wont go by you tampons doesn't mean I don't love you...Hell didn't I buy you like 3 rolls of Bounty...That's called a Compromise...
←Rate | 10-07-2011 15:08 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doin the same thing I do every night...Try to take over the world!
←Rate | 12-18-2010 21:15 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon HEY EVERYBODY ON FACEBOOK!! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!!....i'm so humble..ok..that is all...
←Rate | 11-10-2010 19:16 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a guy I think you can learn so much by listening to two women talk to each other..Unless they are talking about periods then you just need to excuse yourself...Cuz some mysteries should remain unsolved...
←Rate | 07-11-2011 23:54 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon The lil bro said he heard a noise in his closet so he wanted me too do a monster check just to make sure...So I did even tho I tried to explain that if the monster is in the closet hes probably not that scary...maybe a lil glittery...but not scary
←Rate | 08-01-2011 15:30 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anybody know if their is a place hiring someone too stand there and look pretty cuz I have a PhD in that sh*t...
←Rate | 11-11-2011 16:16 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now I dont wanna have to tell you how to do your job as a woman...But as a man that's my job...
←Rate | 12-04-2011 21:37 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look slavery is and will alwayz be wrong..BUT...I think I'm starting too understand white folks better cuz doing ur own laundry does kinda suck too
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:28 by bryan j brown Comments (1)  


   messageicon Women need that perfect combination of "Yes Dear" and "Hush Yo Mouth Woman"..
←Rate | 10-19-2011 14:04 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  



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