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   messageicon Science ignores any facts that disprove evolution. Nothing scientific about that!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 19:43 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon doubling his calorie intake to gain weight, and all this is doing is making me drop quatros instead of dueces.
←Rate | 11-13-2011 09:18 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since casino commercials abruptly end with "gambling problem, call 1-800gambler"......why don't booze commercials end with "drinking problem, call 1-800guzzler" ?
←Rate | 05-19-2015 06:06 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you are one, 'stop being a procrastinator' should take precedence over all other resolutions. Starting tomorrow.
←Rate | 01-03-2012 05:05 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lindsey Vonn starts at the top and ends up on the, apparently, does Tiger
←Rate | 02-02-2015 04:55 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's with those lower urinals? Are they for small boys or large men?
←Rate | 04-06-2014 07:02 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon nothings more horrifying than when you do an early flush and then start to feel wetness.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 12:00 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching a good movie but doesn't know why people put sex on DVDs
←Rate | 04-09-2011 22:08 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you shave off your arm hair and it grows back to the exact same length, does that mean its twice as long as it was?
←Rate | 06-23-2017 07:24 by bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon Obama should use enhanced interrogation techniques on Newt to find out where the secret "bring the price of gas down to $2.50/gallon" lever is.
←Rate | 03-22-2012 05:07 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon I suppose I'm a late bloomer. But the way it's going, I'm going to hook up in the nursing home. Somebody water me, PLEASE!
←Rate | 06-10-2012 10:57 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just got a call from the post office, can they start delivering some of my cards now, they're running out of room in their sorting office
←Rate | 02-13-2014 10:53 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't know who's happier, the gay community or the ABA
←Rate | 06-28-2015 07:45 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you're a woman that plans on visiting Halas Hall later this year, I suggest you use the stairs
←Rate | 03-27-2015 05:36 by Bob Comments (0)  


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