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   messageicon I was on snookies facebook and poked her. Now I need to get my facebook checked for herpes.
←Rate | 01-01-2011 18:46 by will Comments (0)  


   messageicon ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
←Rate | 03-21-2011 05:09 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather hear a dry fart from a wet dog than hear another one of your boring stories
←Rate | 06-05-2011 21:37 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can someone please tell mew when tv becomes "new" again? Everything claims "all new" but all I see is the same old garbage.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 22:08 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you just love nature? Dispite what it did to your face.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 10:29 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 19:07 by Will Comments (6)  


   messageicon My mom always said kill them with kindness, but for you I'm getting my gun!
←Rate | 01-29-2011 18:46 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon My son finally found out Santa isn't real, but he claims he heard footsteps on the roof the last couple years on Christmas. This year instead of leaving cookies and sleeping, he's going to sit on the roof with a shotgun.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 06:46 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1:00 in the afternoon and no one is on xbox live? What do people have to do this early in the morning that's sooo important you can't play call of duty?
←Rate | 05-19-2011 14:19 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 21:48 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love snow it can make the dirtiest ghetto look clean.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 19:28 by Will Comments (1)  


   messageicon I personally know that being stupid is its own reward
←Rate | 01-27-2011 14:08 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I wanted a job where I got screwed every day, I would have became a prostitute.
←Rate | 03-25-2011 02:21 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll call the people I see at work "coworkers" as soon as they start doing some work.
←Rate | 01-29-2011 19:15 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Worse thing about having a couple ex's in group of friends. I always have to check the attending list on Facebook events before confirming.
←Rate | 07-23-2011 01:03 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are the kind of a person that we could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 07:08 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life's a b!tch, because if it were a slut, it'd be easy.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 16:35 by Will Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm so good at sleeping I could do it with my eyes closed
←Rate | 01-05-2011 10:11 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks that if someone says plz because it's shorter than please, you should say no because it's shorter than yes.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 23:40 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Angry Birds is going to be turned into an animated series. If it's anything like the game an episode will be 30 seconds long, played 20 times in a row, and sure to piss people off.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 08:09 by Will Comments (0)  



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