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   messageicon This beer sure tastes like I'm on vacation next week!!!
←Rate | 06-28-2013 16:25 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gentleman...... Start Your Livers!!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2012 09:45 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because you LIKED my awesome status does not mean I have to LIKE the picture of your food...
←Rate | 07-04-2012 13:47 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon great day!!! laundry done, dishes and house cleaned.... who am I kidding? been drinking since 9 am!!!!
←Rate | 09-02-2012 00:23 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know it's your Birthday and all but the Starbucks Gift Card thing ain't happening...
←Rate | 07-19-2013 06:45 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish we could "Hand Pick" who gets knocked off line on Monday!!!
←Rate | 07-07-2012 12:55 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seriously! Just watched a deer look both ways before crossing a road. Isolated incident or beginning of a much welcomed change in behavior?
←Rate | 07-09-2013 18:53 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon got 6 Fathers Day hugs and all I did was go to Wal-Mart... weird.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 09:21 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING: Ask your doctor if updating your status as often as I do is right for you...
←Rate | 11-25-2011 11:47 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon ... Dude, turn it down before your windows fall out.
←Rate | 05-17-2011 19:19 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hung like Einstein smart as a horse... Thanks dad.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 08:01 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon When updating your status, always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out...
←Rate | 04-28-2012 07:52 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're never too old to learn stupid siht...
←Rate | 07-20-2014 15:38 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - Double check whats in the cup on the nightstand before waking up and taking a big drink.... Nothing like watered down crown and coke first thing in the morning...
←Rate | 07-26-2012 07:38 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I'm ever in a coma, please don't try to wake me. I'm doing what I love.
←Rate | 08-31-2014 14:00 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel.
←Rate | 07-03-2013 09:03 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon So... Stub Hub isn't a dating site for quadriplegics? Mind blown!
←Rate | 02-14-2015 20:52 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Self Control is not smacking 2 girls arguing over which filter to use before Instagraming a pic of their Pumpkin Spice Latte.
←Rate | 09-17-2014 12:35 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you're ever attacked by a bunch of clowns... Go for the Juggler!!!
←Rate | 08-14-2011 00:16 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only alcohol problem I have is i'm running low on vodka
←Rate | 06-10-2012 00:07 by Steve OH Comments (0)  



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