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   messageicon Circulation of newspapers has fallen to all-time lows. They say newspapers are becoming obsolete. I’ll tell you how bad it’s gotten. Today I saw a homeless guy sleeping on a park bench with an iPad on his face. Read Latest Breaking News from Newsmax.
←Rate | 10-09-2013 17:32 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Circus Peanuts, Little Debbie jelly rolls and all the ingredients for meth.
←Rate | 02-06-2014 16:02 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday John McCain said the government shutdown was worse than the one in '95. That's 1795. He was 44 at the time, cleaning a musket for his son.
←Rate | 10-18-2013 16:03 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon After facing backlash from customers, Subway says it will remove a chemical in its bread that’s also found in yoga mats. Some people were like, “You mean I’ve been eating a dangerous chemical?” While most people were like, “You mean I can eat my
←Rate | 02-08-2014 13:37 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today they took Rob Ford's office budget and his staff away. He has been removed from his position on committees and lost his power to fill vacancies. The only power he has left is to represent the city at official functions. That's actually the one I wou
←Rate | 11-20-2013 15:17 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon The forecast for Sunday's Super Bowl has improved in the last week. It's expected to be in the mid-30s with winds of only 6 miles an hour. That's a good temperature for New Jersey. It's above freezing but not so warm that you can smell the bodies in the s
←Rate | 01-31-2014 15:40 by McKibben Comments (0)  


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