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   messageicon I would go to Hell but Satan has that restraining order
←Rate | 03-20-2010 18:01 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are like slinkys Useless Stupid But Fun to Push down Stsirs
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:04 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am a part of Peta people enjoying Tasty animals
←Rate | 04-25-2010 10:13 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon n't the problem with political jokes the fact that they keep getting re-elected? (
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:07 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are in a canoe flying over the grand canyon and a tire falls off how many pancakes does it take to fix a dog house orange elephants dont like ice cream
←Rate | 01-14-2010 11:37 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be the fruit loop in the cherrios of lives
←Rate | 03-04-2010 23:56 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Olympics dont matter no one will talk About It After a week
←Rate | 02-27-2010 19:36 by Luka Comments (4)  


   messageicon What part of Floccinaucinihilipilification dont you understand?
←Rate | 06-25-2010 11:49 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who here thinks Kesha's your love is my drug the starting beat of it is like love game by Lady gaga
←Rate | 05-25-2010 13:32 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a guy named David has his ID stolen, do we have to call him Dav?
←Rate | 12-25-2011 09:39 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon its not team edward or Jacob its team necrophilliac or team beastiality
←Rate | 04-01-2010 20:53 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we hear a burglar stumbling around our house in the dark why do we yell out 'Who's There'? Do we really expect them to yell back their name?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:22 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Silence Is golden, Duct tape is sliver
←Rate | 03-06-2010 20:33 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon What would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other?
←Rate | 08-10-2013 15:56 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks are not?
←Rate | 07-03-2013 14:36 by Luka Comments (1)  


   messageicon Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:11 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon £1|{3 0h m¥ 90Ð (4n ¥0µ $p34|{ 3n9£1$h
←Rate | 03-26-2010 16:26 by Luka Comments (5)  


   messageicon How come they always announce the reporters as reporting live from the scene? Has any of them reported dead from the scene before?
←Rate | 03-06-2012 14:58 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon You cry I cry your happy I am happy you laugh I laugh you jump off a bridge I laugh even harder
←Rate | 02-19-2010 21:01 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Harlem Shake....Off a cliff
←Rate | 07-03-2013 14:29 by Luka Comments (0)  



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