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   messageicon You know you were drunk last night when you cooked pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees
←Rate | 10-19-2012 15:02 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear girls these days. Some of them wake up with a higher sperm count than the men
←Rate | 10-16-2013 15:14 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're not happy being single. You're not doing it right
←Rate | 12-02-2012 18:43 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dating a single mother is like continuing on from somebody else's saved game.
←Rate | 09-10-2012 13:14 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear girls who take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses & label the caption "Geek lol" You're not a geek, you're a whore who found glasses
←Rate | 05-27-2013 11:10 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Blood makes you related but loyalty makes you family
←Rate | 09-22-2012 14:04 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've spent 50% of my life learning how to live without sex and alcohol and the other 50% happy.
←Rate | 08-22-2013 18:48 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The words "Haters" and "Swag" are overused by the people who have neither
←Rate | 10-20-2012 14:54 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The definition of attention seeking.. Updating your Facebook status in capital letters!
←Rate | 06-04-2012 17:55 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 12:49 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies no amount of alcohol should ever make you go barefoot in the club. You are not Wilma Flintstone
←Rate | 12-12-2013 15:55 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
←Rate | 10-31-2013 16:46 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your girlfriend says do what ever you want. Do not do what ever you want!
←Rate | 12-10-2012 15:19 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you Happy and you know it thank your ex
←Rate | 11-24-2012 16:25 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are only alive in this world because I really don't want to be someone's b!tch in prison
←Rate | 07-25-2012 14:12 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Omg look at my baby scans, they are so original and definitely don't look exactly the same as every other baby in the world.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 08:15 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when tramps sit next to cash machines and ask you for change, cash machines only give out notes. If you want change, go sit next to a pay phone!
←Rate | 06-13-2012 17:03 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red violets are blue, porn hub is down. So your mother's Facebook will do
←Rate | 01-06-2013 13:06 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write "SAVE TREES" on them.
←Rate | 11-14-2012 13:42 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I don't understand women, they can walk around all day in public wearing a bikini but when they catch me looking at them in their bra and underwear, they scream the place down!
←Rate | 09-08-2012 10:34 by Jackoo Comments (0)  



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