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   messageicon I just met a nerdy spider. He`s a web designer.
←Rate | 12-10-2012 14:06 by JMartin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have ADHD. Yup..... high-definition TV in the years after the birth of Jesus.
←Rate | 09-29-2012 14:55 by JMartin Comments (0)  


   messageicon If one more person calls me dramatic, I swear to Christ I'm going to burn the world down.
←Rate | 01-11-2013 20:12 by JMartin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who wants to dress up as a dildo and make Halloween come early this year? I'll be Halloween. :)
←Rate | 09-25-2012 20:38 by JMartin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Get off goddamn Internet, go out & live your life! I'll be here when you get back. :)
←Rate | 09-29-2012 14:56 by JMartin Comments (0)  


   messageicon My new years resolution for 2013? I will be less laz
←Rate | 12-31-2012 13:21 by JMartin Comments (0)  


   messageicon In over 75% of mass shootings in the states the shooters obtained their weapons legally. You can't regulate insanity, but you can regulate guns.
←Rate | 12-15-2012 08:36 by JMartin Comments (0)  


   messageicon No smartphones for my kids. They need to suffer from years of fleeting, awkward eye contact with strangers like I did.
←Rate | 09-27-2012 15:22 by JMartin Comments (0)  


   messageicon NASA has confirmed that on December 21, late afternoon, the sky will go very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night".
←Rate | 12-17-2012 17:51 by JMartin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arguing with strangers on the internet is like the Special Olympics. You might win, but you're still retarded! :)
←Rate | 12-27-2012 20:58 by JMartin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once dated a guy named Dave who hated to be called David. Then, I dated a guy named John, who really hated to be called David.
←Rate | 09-25-2012 10:37 by JMartin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up.
←Rate | 01-05-2013 13:52 by JMartin Comments (0)  


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