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   messageicon Everyday I see some stupid comment on a mutual friends page and I am forced to add another name to my block list. . .
←Rate | 03-30-2015 23:24 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I did a little studying on Einstein's theory of relativity. I discovered that I am not related to him. . .
←Rate | 11-06-2016 05:34 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life was a lot easier when I believed in Santa Claus. . .
←Rate | 01-06-2017 14:19 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may lose friends. But.. People who want to BE politically correct need a red hot iron stoker stuck up their a$$es. . .
←Rate | 06-05-2016 01:26 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm beginning to think my type is just a font. . .
←Rate | 02-28-2016 19:13 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon College wall posts, Welcome back students. Sex is not allowed in the dorm rooms. The students are like, " Yeah Right "
←Rate | 09-01-2017 16:55 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's that time of year we need a Frozen Margarita truck. . .
←Rate | 07-16-2014 00:15 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have more people on my block list than some of you have on your friends list. . .
←Rate | 07-16-2014 20:07 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Cosby Show. Where are they now? As far away from Billy Cosby as they can get. . .
←Rate | 12-24-2014 00:05 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had 2 Justin Bieber tickets on the front seat of my car, some jacka$$ smashed my window and left 4 more
←Rate | 06-04-2016 13:20 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon To anyone moving to Canada when Trump is elected President. Can I have first dibs on what you're not taking with you, thanks. . .
←Rate | 10-20-2016 08:52 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I might not be prince charmin honey and you're not a fairy princess... so stop acting like that vajaja is gold plated. . .
←Rate | 07-15-2014 08:05 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he's fired ! !
←Rate | 06-17-2015 00:25 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook. The lost and found for people. . .
←Rate | 08-13-2014 12:34 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one who gets disappointed pulling up next to a Kia Soul and there isn't a hamster driving it. . .
←Rate | 01-24-2016 07:51 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I've learned anything from the Kardashians... it's that I shouldn't let my complete lack of talent hold me back. Now who wants to make some porn. . .
←Rate | 08-11-2014 17:54 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know that friend who says they'll be there for you even if it's 1 am. I am that person only because of insomnia. . .
←Rate | 01-27-2015 20:49 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, I've come to the conclusion that nobody can tell me how to get to Sesame St. . .
←Rate | 03-09-2016 11:23 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the news today Amanda Bynes got a haircut. Why is this news, who the f#uck is she and who the f#ck cares. . .
←Rate | 02-26-2016 15:57 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol and denial are cheaper than therapy. . .
←Rate | 01-23-2016 17:37 by JAB Comments (0)  



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