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   messageicon Whoever said 'Laughter is a medicine with no side effects' obviously never pee'd themselves from laughing
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:37 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got curtains that couldn't pass a drug test.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 01:31 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not cranky.. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people..
←Rate | 04-07-2011 13:40 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Enrique Iglesias is far too pretty to be swearing in his songs. Its like being flipped off by a unicorn.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 23:37 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon you better get a condom for your heart cause i'm about to f*ck your feelings...
←Rate | 04-04-2011 23:34 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook should change it from 'Friends' to 'People I've made eye contact with
←Rate | 04-04-2011 23:38 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, Don't blame me, I voted for the white dude!
←Rate | 04-03-2011 01:01 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon An Officer came to me and asked "Where were you between 4 and 6?" I responded "Kindergarten duhh."
←Rate | 04-04-2011 23:39 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon you correct my grammar, you better believe I will watch you like a hawk until I repay the favor
←Rate | 04-04-2011 23:40 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out that if you bake ice cream it does NOT make ice cream cake
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:50 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man goes to the Doctors with an hearing problem. Dr. says "Can you describe the symptoms" - "Yea sure, Homer is fat and drinks beer and Marge has blue hair!"
←Rate | 04-04-2011 23:44 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon n't cranky, I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 16:39 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty Fry for a Rice guy.
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:41 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon At this rate, the government should start up a fuel stamp program
←Rate | 04-04-2011 23:47 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a b!tch is two faced; Does that mean I have the right to smack the hell outta her twice?!
←Rate | 05-26-2011 00:33 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon God dont need a Dam, he can walk on water.
←Rate | 04-03-2011 12:46 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon People point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
←Rate | 04-10-2011 22:51 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon One word that says It all "SHUDDAFUGUP"
←Rate | 04-08-2011 10:03 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon if my start phone was so smart it wouldnt get freaked out and start shaking whenever it got a text message.
←Rate | 04-03-2011 12:48 by Destiny Comments (0)  


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