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   messageicon So I asked her “what is that alluring perfume you’re wearing “ and she says “OFF Mosquito repellent “ Gets me every time!
←Rate | 07-14-2018 22:18 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you looked up the word "modest" in the dictionary, you would see a picture of me.
←Rate | 06-09-2017 11:57 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Harrison Ford was in a plane crash. I hope he was flying "Solo" Eh?
←Rate | 03-05-2015 19:04 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes sayin "Hey Yo....I asked for mayo".
←Rate | 06-03-2013 18:50 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I finally finished reading “Great Expectations “ . It wasn’t all I hoped for.
←Rate | 06-06-2019 20:33 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon was wondering if anybody wants to come over and practice the lift from Dirty Dancing because my cat is soooooo not having it right now. Needless to say she did not "have the time of her life" and she owes it all to me.
←Rate | 05-07-2013 19:34 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hear those bangs and explosions? That’s the sound of freedom. That’s America! Let’s not deny others this opportunity.
←Rate | 07-04-2018 22:16 by Cicci Comments (1)  

   messageicon Of course I believe in the Zodiac.... I'm a Leo and I love the movie Titanic...if that's not convincing enough, my grandmother is a cancer.......and she was killed by a giant lobster.
←Rate | 06-19-2014 18:48 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spoiler Alert: Penny strangles Sheldon to death on the last episode of The Big Bang Theory.
←Rate | 05-16-2019 22:03 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon would you say I have anger issues if everytime the "Wendy's girl" comes on I have this urge to rip my tv off the wall and throw it out the window and then run outside and set it on fire?
←Rate | 08-22-2013 23:09 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I signed up for I wouldn't be surprised if me results come back as 100% Budweiser.
←Rate | 08-11-2017 22:04 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have an “L” shaped sofa. Lower case.
←Rate | 08-19-2018 22:19 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon would you say I have anger issues if everytime the "Wendy's girl" comes on tv I wanna rip my tv off the wall and throw it out on my front lawn and then set fire to it?
←Rate | 08-22-2013 20:25 by cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon I thought cross fit was a way to get abs like Jesus.
←Rate | 08-21-2017 14:08 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Looking back on all the crap I learned in school.... I’d say cursive writing is probably the least used skill ever taught.
←Rate | 12-23-2018 01:05 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Twilight is upon me......and so might must fall, that is the way of things. The way of the force." -Yoda
←Rate | 05-24-2015 22:53 by Cicci Comments (0)  

   messageicon Episode I of Star Wars is the best of the entire franchise and Jar Jar Binks is probably the greatest character to come from all 6 films
←Rate | 07-20-2015 22:32 by Cicci Comments (1)  

   messageicon Every fad becomes a punchline. We build things up jus to knock them down.
←Rate | 02-21-2018 21:32 by Cicci Comments (0)  


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