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   messageicon thank you Tom Brady for showing the world that you have way more GOD given talent than Tebow!
←Rate | 01-15-2012 10:16 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: In a new Marital Sex Survey, women have reportedly faked all their answers ....
←Rate | 11-13-2011 08:15 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm single by choice...Not my choice, but it's still a choice.
←Rate | 01-06-2014 04:07 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon multi-directional urinating and it all landed safely at sea....gonna be a good day!
←Rate | 12-05-2011 05:10 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon For one to describe oneself as monosyllabic would be an oxymoron.
←Rate | 09-27-2014 06:29 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Patriots are going to the Superbowl....The NFL is going to assign someone to check Tom Brady's balls throughout the game....don't want that on my resume
←Rate | 01-24-2017 08:09 by bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon The goal keeper in soccer is allowed to pick up the ball...so why doesn't he just pick it up and just run across the field to the other goal?
←Rate | 09-12-2017 09:48 by bob Comments (1)  


   messageicon Substitute " My ass" for "This girls" on fire and you're welcome Preparation H for your new ad campaign.
←Rate | 09-03-2015 05:58 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is it with those female athletes, freezing temps and they wear them thin skin tight lycra suits, my wife wears more than that in a warm bed
←Rate | 02-13-2014 10:58 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Target: please fire your ad agency. That crazy blonde lady in red is annoying and will probably bring your sales way down. Call an audible and hire Walmart's
←Rate | 11-24-2011 15:39 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Science ignores any facts that disprove evolution. Nothing scientific about that!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 19:43 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon doubling his calorie intake to gain weight, and all this is doing is making me drop quatros instead of dueces.
←Rate | 11-13-2011 09:18 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since casino commercials abruptly end with "gambling problem, call 1-800gambler"......why don't booze commercials end with "drinking problem, call 1-800guzzler" ?
←Rate | 05-19-2015 06:06 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are one, 'stop being a procrastinator' should take precedence over all other resolutions. Starting tomorrow.
←Rate | 01-03-2012 05:05 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lindsey Vonn starts at the top and ends up on the bottom.....so, apparently, does Tiger
←Rate | 02-02-2015 04:55 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's with those lower urinals? Are they for small boys or large men?
←Rate | 04-06-2014 07:02 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon nothings more horrifying than when you do an early flush and then start to feel wetness.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 12:00 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching a good movie but doesn't know why people put sex on DVDs
←Rate | 04-09-2011 22:08 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you shave off your arm hair and it grows back to the exact same length, does that mean its twice as long as it was?
←Rate | 06-23-2017 07:24 by bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama should use enhanced interrogation techniques on Newt to find out where the secret "bring the price of gas down to $2.50/gallon" lever is.
←Rate | 03-22-2012 05:07 by Bob Comments (0)  




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